Canadian manufacturers gifted the world the latest invention: they created a female pain simulator. Now everyone can feel, so to speak, for himself – what it is, menstruation. There was also research showing that men don’t like menstrual cramps.
Feminists all over the world began to squeal with lust: They say that men endure pain much more than we do! Damned world of victorious patriarchy! They say that from our childhood they told us “you have to give birth, be patient” and “you are a girl, be patient”. This and similar highly intellectual reasoning formed the basis of a debate as old as the world: again, women are not given enough, men are said to be in a privileged position.
In general, two things crush me the most in feminist discourse.
First, feminists consistently invoke the male view. In my memory, in general, only two groups of women are so strongly tied to the male view: ideologically protected women and feminists. The view that these revolve around men in all matters and that it doesn’t matter with a plus or minus sign. This does not change the situation.
Second, feminists consistently act on the “two against the wind” program (as in a notorious comedy). More precisely – Lucy and Sveta are against nature.
Did mean nature deprive men of menstrual cramps? Now we are with Canadian scientists, they say, we will unite and prove to the whole world …
No, all this is great of course, but in a discussion like this I would still go all the way to the end and not stop at one small physiological detail. How about inventing a conscription simulator? A feminist tries this and you get all the pleasures of getting up at six in the morning for a year and running in full uniform with a gas mask.
Or a steel mill simulator for example? Why not? Science can compensate for the vile state not allowing feminists into certain professions! After all, does a woman have a right to know how she is in the hot shop of a steel mill?!
How about a simulator to control the financial activities of a large organization?! And then you realize, he’s coming home from work at night, exhausted, and he keeps saying that he’s tired, that he’s in trouble in the country and at the business. What, a woman has no right to feel – how, to manage acquisitions and staff ?! Let scientists have a conscience for at least a week.
And to be serious, I want to call out to all Russian feminists at once. Dear feminists! If you bother to look at the statistics on strong painkillers, you will quickly see that, at least in our country, women do not take them sometimes, but dozens of times more often.
Men mostly – before death. And even then, not every time!
Well, so as not to get up twice – also google the average lifespans of men and women. For some reason, patriarchal oppressors die, on average, much earlier than the weaker sex they oppress. Why would that be interesting?
However, I don’t think anyone can be convinced of anything. Therefore, I look forward to a birth simulator, a simulator of a trip to a beautician, and other solid evidence of a difficult women’s party.
The author expresses his personal opinion, which may not coincide with the editors’ position.
Source: Gazeta
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