It seems to me that little has been written about apples. If you say that in New York, which is the Big Apple, they’ll think you’re talking about a bunch of buildings, I live on the next block, so three blocks from here, they demolished a block. And in this plan. Because our urban planning is more chaotic, if you read this in Benidorm, Benalmádena, Vigo, Alicante or Aluche, we don’t have those ordered and perfect blocks; instead, we have neighborhoods like pears, neighborhoods like pineapples, clustered, colorful masses, and streets with twists, turns, or long curves whose layouts are non-linear and imperfect. So we’re talking about fruits that have been widely consumed and enjoyed despite having a bad press since Adam and Eve.
-And sometimes it’s very expensive, listen.
If there is apple pie, that is, turning a healthy fruit, no matter how good it is, into a cake with lots of sugar and fat, apples for dessert have been removed from restaurants. It disappeared, just as the gabardine shrimps disappeared; Delicious especially with beer, very Spanish style and a great recipe. But they don’t wear raincoats anymore, even in winter. They put them pil by pili, cooked or grilled. If we continue with the missing persons list, we run out of space and end up discussing shrimp cocktail. And now is not the time for that, because when apples play the leading role, no one should steal them. When we caress the red apple, it goes into a crisis of modesty. Republicans don’t eat pippins. The Golden Lady is a lady who takes over the entire fruit bowl. There are more than 7,500 species or varieties, although other sources mention 2,000. It would take twenty years to taste them all. We mean one of each type. The British claim that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. And of course they announce it in English, which even rhymes. I also like it in salads. Apples, not English people. Especially chopped apples, tuna and lettuce. On days when I spend more money and feel like a cook, maybe I’ll add some onions. It’s also nice to cut it into sticks and dip it in yoghurt. Not in yogurt with apples, this means a vice or a worsening of applesauce. In some parts of Spain they call apples “ama”. But I’ll eat it, son, I’ll buy a kilo of drumsticks, etc. Pears also deserve a special article on them, including water pears that can greatly quench thirst.
Pears and apples are at war because of a word. Pears demand to be told ‘you are healthier than pears’ but ‘you are healthier than apples’ is imposed, which to me means apples have hired a community manager or press officer.