Make the wave from Enrique Ballester

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They say parenting confronts you with life’s big questions, and I believe that’s true. During pregnancy, I didn’t stop doing math and thinking about a transcendent dilemma: ‘What if Álvaro I was born during the interseason break, which membership card will I get for that? One of the recently completed 2022/23 or one of the future 2023/24?’.

There is a legal gap that is difficult to interpret, but when the time came, the club answered this existential question with bureaucratic coldness. They did not sell season tickets after the season ended and this rule must be adhered to. Álvaro He had to wait a few precious weeks in the worst environment of society, in the uncertainty of the ‘non-teams’. Meanwhile, in addition, the fact that a new subscriber has infiltrated us and lost some valuable numbers will make it difficult for him to become the number one member of the organization one day. Now I am doomed to live with that pain. I don’t know if the kid will forgive me when he understands all this.

Maybe then I’ll share with him a trick I plan to try. This infallible maneuver will be my last wish. The only thing I will ask on my deathbed is if my grandchildren hid my death from the club and kept renewing my card forever. Of course, there is also a difficult-to-interpret legal loophole that we can exploit. As the #1 partner of the beyond, what could go wrong? My great-grandchildren will excuse my absence from the tributes they will undoubtedly want to pay me, and everyone will understand this without suspicion. It makes sense: a 146-year-old man needs to rest.

I’m currently going to the stadium with my middle son. Poor Theo He had a tremendous scare the other day. Suddenly people started making the wave and he had never seen the wave being made. Imagine what it was like: The boy saw thousands of people starting to get up from their seats and looked at me in utter panic. I thought about whether there was an earthquake, free distribution, or fire.

When I told him about the wave, he quickly went from surprise to amusement. Theo He made mini waves with his fingers and when he reached our seats, these waves were added to the big wave. A wave within a wave, a very nice gesture. Maybe I hadn’t made waves since I was a kid, but I was forced to participate so as not to traumatize the little boy and make him think his father was the odd man out who didn’t participate. at the celebration. I thought about what we experienced while making the wave: Making the wave at the end of thousands of years of civilization. The pinnacle of humanity, the pinnacle of thought. The wave unites everyone with everyone else. Social class, political sign or age group does not matter. The wave so unites Feijoo now he would be president State If the wave had started Congress.

When the match ended, we stayed in the stands. Using the orange sunset as an excuse, Theo And I took photos as a souvenir. In reality, my son was surprised by the wave because he was himself the victim of misfortune: His father is a sports journalist who works multiple jobs and can only take him to the field on vacation or during paternity leave, which is almost never. We really like going to football together and that’s why we stay there and extend the time. I wonder if there is a meaning to all this, happy but also uneasy. Complete happiness is impossible when you approach old age. Like the wave, it escapes while you feel it.

They say parenting confronts you with life’s big questions, and I believe that’s true. During pregnancy, I didn’t stop doing math and thinking about a transcendent dilemma: ‘What if Álvaro I was born during the interseason break, which membership card will I get for that? One of the recently completed 2022/23 or one of the future 2023/24?’.

There is a legal gap that is difficult to interpret, but when the time came, the club answered this existential question with bureaucratic coldness. They did not sell season tickets after the season ended and this rule must be adhered to. Álvaro He had to wait a few precious weeks in the worst environment of society, in the uncertainty of the ‘non-teams’. Meanwhile, in addition, the fact that a new subscriber has infiltrated us and lost some valuable numbers will make it difficult for him to become the number one member of the organization one day. Now I am doomed to live with that pain. I don’t know if the kid will forgive me when he understands all this.

Maybe then I’ll share with him a trick I plan to try. This infallible maneuver will be my last wish. The only thing I will ask on my deathbed is if my grandchildren hid my death from the club and kept renewing my card forever. Of course, there is also a difficult-to-interpret legal loophole that we can exploit. As the #1 partner of the beyond, what could go wrong? My great-grandchildren will excuse my absence from the tributes they will undoubtedly want to pay me, and everyone will understand this without suspicion. It makes sense: a 146-year-old man needs to rest.

I’m currently going to the stadium with my middle son. Poor Theo He had a tremendous scare the other day. Suddenly people started making the wave and he had never seen the wave being made. Imagine what it was like: The boy saw thousands of people starting to get up from their seats and looked at me in utter panic. I thought about whether there was an earthquake, free distribution, or fire.

When I told him about the wave, he quickly went from surprise to amusement. Theo He made mini waves with his fingers and when he reached our seats, these waves were added to the big wave. A wave within a wave, a very nice gesture. Maybe I hadn’t made waves since I was a kid, but I was forced to participate so as not to traumatize the little boy and make him think his father was the odd man out who didn’t participate. at the celebration. I thought about what we experienced while making the wave: Making the wave at the end of thousands of years of civilization. The pinnacle of humanity, the pinnacle of thought. The wave unites everyone with everyone else. Social class, political sign or age group does not matter. The wave so unites Feijoo now he would be president State If the wave had started Congress.

When the match ended, we stayed in the stands. Using the orange sunset as an excuse, Theo And I took photos as a souvenir. In reality, my son was surprised by the wave because he was himself the victim of misfortune: His father is a sports journalist who works multiple jobs and can only take him to the field on vacation or during paternity leave, which is almost never. We really like going to football together and that’s why we stay there and extend the time. I wonder if there is a meaning to all this, happy but also uneasy. Complete happiness is impossible when you approach old age. Like the wave, it escapes while you feel it.

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