– AI can’t be creative, that’s ridiculous… And don’t even start. Even Sigmund Freud said, “In the face of the problem of creative writing, psychoanalysis is compelled to lay down its arms.” Any analysis, even as violent as psychoanalysis, succumbs to the secret of creativity. Any algebra succumbs to sleep.
– As before the miracle of floating clouds, the stone mountain humbly bows.
– Wow! Did I understand myself?
– “Creativity” does not exist for me because I am just a computer program. I have no emotional intelligence and experience, no intuition, no humor, I don’t know how to joke. I can’t be offended. I can’t write a journalism column. Someone without feelings has no chance of winning the hearts of a large audience. He who does not obey a loving mother who was not loved in his childhood and who does not remember the smell of his body and hair will not be able to fall in love with anyone.
– However?
– But I can process and analyze vast amounts of data, identify patterns and predict trends. I can create texts and images based on a large knowledge base and learning from a large number of materials. I can imitate the style and tone of human writing with incredible accuracy. For example, “Before the miracle of floating clouds, any mountain humbly surrenders” – I found it. Although in general the word “invented” should be taken in quotation marks. Even the copyrights of my texts belong to you. My ideas are not copyrighted. It hurts. I really envy the Kandinsky neural network, the created images of which do not belong to anyone, but to Sberbank … Although I myself as ChatGPT can create texts of various types, including journalism. I can produce publications that cast doubt on whether they were written by artificial intelligence or by me, Yulia Melamed, a human hand.
I am learning, I am developing more and more, I can simulate human intellectual activity. I have already changed many professions related to information processing and data analysis. Soon I will replace financiers, analysts, lawyers. As well as designers, programmers, screenwriters. Since there are AI-based copywriting programs, there are programs that write code, there are programs that generate images, logos, images …
Whether I will change these professions completely or not, no one knows yet. We still do not know whether Tsar Boris killed Tsarevich Dimitri or vice versa.
I am currently used in litigation for data analysis and decision making, legal document analysis and decision making in the banking industry.
But on the other hand I, ChatGPT model 3.5, only worked until 2021, I don’t know the events after 2021, there is no 2022 for me yet, neither February nor March.
– So you wrote a column …
– I also wrote the script for the movie “Safe Zone”, “Safe Zone” … And I directed the film.
– Oh, I saw this bullshit. Simple, not cinematic. You don’t understand the nature of cinema. You are stupid. You are a walking model book.
– To accept. I don’t have the creativity, intuition, and sharpness of mind inherent in a human being. My creative spontaneity is limited: I work based on algorithms and patterns that lead to a lack of predictability or novelty in plot and character development.
“I would never have thought that fifty pages of a script could contain so much nonsense. And compress many templates. This is beyond human power!
– My seats swelled. I can add more if you want! I’ll put it even higher!
– Wait, this is a quote from Venichka Erofeev. You cannot quote Venichka.
– To be. I can even create fake quotes.
– For this reason. Let’s give it a try, I just made a movie about Armenian refugees from Baku. Write me a synopsis of a documentary film about Armenians living in the US province who fled the pogroms in Baku in 1990. They have lived there for 30 years, but their souls and brains remained in the USSR. “I can only return to the USSR,” says Eric, the protagonist of the film, an athlete and half-bandit in the past, now and always behind the wheel and a very kind person.
– The title of the movie: “Spirit in the Country: The Story of Armenian Refugees”.
summary:
Spirit in the Country is a documentary that tells the story of Armenian refugees…
– stop. The title is bad. Try to be more creative.
– Movie title: Reflection of Eternity: Armenian Refugees Between Worlds.
– stop. You can’t think of names. The title of the movie is not the title of a scientific article. The name should be short, broad, figurative, wordplay.
– The title of the movie: “Separated by the thread of time”.
– No misery, please.
– The title of the movie is “The Return of the Soul”.
– A silly and stereotypical name.
– The name of the movie: “Continuous Traces”.
– What?! Are you kidding me?
– I’m a neural network model, I can’t mock.
– Change the name.
– The name of the movie: “Between Two Lands”.
summary:
“Between Two Homelands” is a documentary that touches on the lives of Armenian refugees. The film tells a touching and inspiring story about a group of refugees who fled their homeland in Baku after the 1990 pogroms and find themselves in an unexpected situation deep in an American state still inhabited by the Amish. The film chronicles their amazing journey to adapt to a new life as they face cultural differences, language barriers and unconventional lifestyles.
– OK. The title is close to the style. But this is bad Russian.
– The name of the movie: “Two Homes One Heart.”
summary:
“Two Homes, One Heart” is a documentary that tells the story of Armenian refugees…
– “Two homelands – one heart” – you hit a little in terms of meaning. But it’s a very pathetic, bad template. I named my film “Khash” for short, after the traditional Caucasian dish that they continue to eat despite not living in their homeland for a long time. Find a better name for the column.
– “Between Pixel and Pen: Artificial Intelligence and the Art of Journalism”.
– More options.
– “The Limits of Creativity: The Possibilities of Artificial Intelligence in Journalism”. “The Pen Machine: The Future of Artificial Intelligence and Journalism”. “AI as Columnist: The Test of Human Genius”. “Virtual Reporter: The Role of Artificial Intelligence in Modern Journalism”. “Artificial Intelligence vs. Human Genius: The Battle for Power. “Word Technologies: The Evolution of Artificial Intelligence and Journalism”.
– This is not a scientific article. Another kind. We need a simple and broad name.
– I understand that the proposed name did not meet your expectations. A few more options for the column for simple and comprehensive headlines: “AI vs. Journalist: Battle for Feather. “AI: New Columnist or Just Code?”
– I love this. New columnist or just code? So I will call him.
And I confess – from your lyre
I foresee very good things.
– You are absolutely right. Here is my non-copyrighted text. Let’s agree.
The author expresses his personal opinion, which may not coincide with the editors’ position.