Let’s see if the candidates decide to visit the markets. The juiciest photos of candidates for parliament, seat or presidency come out when they come together with peaches., rub on watermelons or weigh the artichokes. Markets are the living organisms of the city, especially when the fish is fresh. They are microcosms inhabited by native species going to eat oranges, or by foreigners who want apricot vermouth or sardine-filled olives as if they came from another planet. The good candidate leaves the house smelling of coffee, children’s kisses, and expensive cologne, but comes home with the market, fruits and vegetables, “Hey, I have horse mackerel” already perch. Sometimes in the markets, politicians establish sea bream dialogues with traders. Especially if it’s a fish market.
The most daring ask for votes, but In return, the clever shopkeeper asks him to buy some prickly pears, some pistachios, or at least a loaf of bread. The traditional markets are not the stock market, but there are also stockbrokers, that is, those who follow after carrying the bag chosen by his wife. There is a wide variety of staff on the market, and so the politician should be good to go, as it’s a good area to vote, cuddle, or fish for the offer of the day. There are strangers who know nothing at gourmet markets, and when the candidate hands them a brochure, they may mistake it for a shirt store’s catalog or the menu of the day. Vegan candidate avoids slaughter and those with chickpea prose, this is what the envious said about Galdós, they are fond of vegetable stalls. There they can learn how hard it is to win the beans.
Inflation is flying over the markets, which is an unpleasant lady. feeds on poor and prevents it from eating shrimp. The uninformed candidate asks for votes from shrimps, the infantry of the seafood platter. No one dares to try oysters to taste the products. This is because of prejudice and bad taste; they prefer to give the image of austerity and prefer sausages, which can be more expensive than oysters. Avoiding, yes, appreciating chorizo so someone doesn’t go for an easy joke. The candidate will always say that he bought at the market and took his first steps in the kitchen, no matter how many advisers around him, he still remembers his last and indigestible attempt at paella the day he thought about it for several years. before. Candidates sometimes when they walk into a market seek the position where they bake polls to see if they can add pepper, salt and a few other mayors. While it’s common for them to talk more than a parrot, there are mussels that talk better than some mayors. Brought apples, a candidate says when asked about something committed. The worst part is he is in the grocery store and someone accuses him of such a lie. It would be a pear. It’s best not to show off at the grocery store, and when a fight breaks out over a salad, someone yells: here’s the tomato. There have been cases of kissing a tuna alt tun tun and asking a leek for a vote, this is how we look after seeing the arguments. You have to kick the markets. To know how expensive life is. Even if it’s in another type of store where you really learn the value of a comb.