When readers scan Western reviews of the second STALKER, they often notice a common thread: bugs dominate the conversation. Some critics argue that technical flaws are given too little attention, while others urge players to wait for patches that will fix the problems. Otherwise, the game risks disappointing fans of The Heart of Chernobyl. This piece gathers the most amusing glitches players have encountered in the game.
The funniest bugs in STALKER 2
Jump 10 meters high
Coaxing deviations with a bolt? Players can be hurled several meters into the air. The Zone remains treacherous and unpredictable, a constant reminder to value each breath while wandering the wasteland.
Flying frogs
Rumors about mutated wildlife after the disaster circulated widely. In STALKER 2, toads can appear to float or glide as if suspended midair. Was this an intended effect or a whimsical glitch sprung from the Zone?
Shooting with an invisible shotgun
A mockup of weapons design yields a nearly transparent hunting rifle. It lets players carry a firearm into guarded facilities and open fire on unsuspecting foes. The loud report betrays the shooter after the first shot, but chaos in the Zone forgives a lot.
Chernobyl men are so callous…
Hardy survivors handle humor without anger, even when a joke falls flat. For instance, when a stalker hurls an iron bolt at a comrade, the recipient simply grins with an unreadable, poker-face calm.
The leech will wait
Leeches appear to respect the moment. They won’t lunge at stalkers mid-conversation, understanding that interrupting a serious talk is not worth the trouble—maybe a little patient dignity in the Zone.
Ears need to be cleaned
Stalkers pass along the most valuable intel in hushed whispers. It matters little if anyone outside the conversation can hear. Still, many prefer not to speak aloud when the Zone is listening.
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Smoke a tablet
A moment of dark humor plays out when a character tries to take a drag on a cigarette but ends up lighting an iPad. The joke lands: you can smoke anything, apparently, in the Zone as well.
Don’t let the dog in the house!
A well-behaved dog refuses to enter when told not to, even in the depths of hunger. The Zone seems to reward stubborn loyalty with a stubborn pet.
The latest development in gunsmithing
New rounds can propel foes upward along a distinct wave-like arc. The reason behind this is unclear, but the effect is undeniable and oddly satisfying in the heat of battle.
But with mutants the spectacle isn’t as varied; they simply lift off into the air rather than delivering dramatic moments.
You don’t have to be shy
If a stalker feels the urge to relieve himself, he goes right in front of companions and keeps the suit on. The Zone accepts that kind of honesty.
When I fell asleep beforehand
When a stalker decides it is time to sleep, he simply lies down where he stands. The Zone hums and shifts him toward a warm bed, a strange, comforting magic.
This is what I understand, auto aim!
Some players complain about auto-aim on consoles; STALKER goes further. Wherever the gaze rests, the target stays in the sights. The trigger is all that remains.
The fate of bugs in the eyes of the game world
The presence of bugs colors how a game is received, shaping the reputations of developers and publishers who ship imperfect projects. History offers examples that fans remember and debate: a highly buggy title that took years to improve, followed by a patch strategy that changed opinions and kept communities engaged. The future of Heart of Chernobyl depends on updates and the ongoing dialogue between players and creators as patches arrive and experiences accumulate.
What lies ahead for the STALKER sequel will unfold in the coming months as patches arrive and players weigh their experiences. Fans are watching closely to see how the Zone responds to improvements and what each new update brings to this contested but beloved world.
Whether to dive into Heart of Chernobyl now or to wait for further polishing is a common debate among players. Opinions vary, and many are hopeful for smoother performance with ongoing updates. Readers are invited to share their impressions and stories as patches roll out.
Have readers tried the sequel to STALKER yet?