We will win the war against Putin with an army of non-aligned men. Pedro Sánchez suggested this by being a brave first in the line of fire falling from the sky. My hero. To stay in Superman’s tights, you must have had a lot of practice in front of the mirror to tear off his Full Monty-style jacket. The bare-chested Russian president unravels Europe on horseback across the icy steppe, either with a button-down shirt or a Zelensky-style tee, as Emmanuel Macron likes to show on the campaign trail. The urgent need to reduce our energy consumption before the enemy cuts off our flow (let’s not forget climate change) has been embodied by the left government in the typically masculine heteropatriarchal First World neck ornament, and the Ministry of Equality has not reacted, preoccupied with producing female bodies that conform to its dogmas. If the gentlemen help by pulling the rope around their necks, what can we do for the case? We used to remove the belt, but we no longer use it. Tops and skirts can no longer wear less fabric, but the temperature does not drop. Perhaps at the highest level, we should give moral support to the intrepid fearless with our jugs, battery powered fans and supporters in the cabinet, administration and other meetings.
