“It doesn’t matter how much a man earns, the important thing is that he gives it all to me.” A young girl of the “gray mouse” type wrinkles in front of the camera. She is being photographed by a fashion blogger for her social media posts. The same is true at Patriarch’s Ponds. The girl was asked what a man should be like. “Kind, brave and generous,” she says. When asked how much a man should earn to be considered a good wife, the girl blurts out: “Well, two million a month.”
“Where do you want so much money?” – asks the blogger for whom catching girls on the same “Patricks” has already become a professional income: he runs a channel about them.
“Where? A hundred and fifty thousand a month by taxi. Over four hundred for clothes. Let’s eat.”
“To eat,” says the girl, who came to this “Patricks” from somewhere in New Moscow, where, judging by her appearance, she rents a miserable two-room apartment. Probably pooling.
He diligently repeats what he has learned: A man should earn two million and give it everything. He considers himself worthy of two million a month. I am sure you will not find others like them.
Listen, haven’t you seen similar videos on social networks? Now it’s a separate genre. Young handsome guys go out with a camera to the Patriarch’s Ponds and capture provocatively dressed girls. They need beautiful ones so that girls can think better when they are asked a few questions: do they believe in love, what should a man be like, how much should he earn, how much does the princess herself earn, is there anyone? The answers are the same: they believe in love, they believe that in love a man should give everything, he needs to earn at least two million, he himself does not earn anything, he is not in a relationship yet because he has not found a worthy partner, comrade.
By the way, I wouldn’t be surprised if Woland’s next visit is to the Patriarch’s. It’s become a very bad place. You can definitely take both people there and leave them naked in the Variety Theater.
The girls from the Patriarchate are so typical, so indistinguishable from each other that their caricatures appeared. Because these girls are completely strange and out of place. I am sure that they are fully aware of how much people in Russia and Moscow actually earn, and that they themselves have no income. When such videos first appeared, a whole series of beauty bloggers, information coaches, business trainers, crypto investors swam before us – this is exactly how girls who wander around the Patriarchate in search of a generous man were presented. Then they went to social networks, were seen by millions of users, someone recognized a former classmate as a girl from Patrick and confidently reported that she was not a coach, but an escort or a saleswoman. An interesting girl who said that she would never cook for a man, that he should give her all the money, and that he would also pay for the delivery of food along with the rest, turned out to be a courier for Gucci or Dolce&Gabbana.
Another lied on the street that she already had a boyfriend and gave him half a million a month. She was asked to immediately call him and ask him to transfer at least a thousand dollars to the card. And he called! So the whole country learned that her boyfriend works in delivery, saved up for four months to buy a hair dryer, and after asking for another thousand dollars, he asked her not to call him again! And in general, it turned out that he was from the city of Rubtsovsk!
So why are there so many girls in Moscow and on the Internet who leave the world? They are so caught that one wonders where to find millionaires for everyone. At the end of last year, there were less than 5 thousand people in Russia who earned more than two million a month. Some of them are women. It is clear that most of the rest are married and receive such a salary. Therefore, in order for a man to give two million to his mistress, he must give the first two to his wife, who also attends courses on improving women’s skills. It is clear that we have less than a thousand men in the country with a monthly income of more than four million. And it is unlikely that each of them is looking for a mistress who would like to quickly put around his neck.
What does this have to do with the lessons? Somewhere they are being taught this nonsense. Somewhere they got these two million. Didn’t they pull it from the ceiling at the same time?
I’ll tell you a story. I recently met a Muscovite who works in a restaurant on Patriarch Street. She said that young girls who order the cheapest coffee, drink it for a long time and take pictures are becoming more and more customers. So they come to Patrick’s. Sip your coffee and take a picture of yourself. And if you think that’s how they get the same guys with an extra two million a month, checkmate: the girls are doing the job.
I became interested and learned that even during the pandemic, online courses have multiplied, teaching lowlifes how to present themselves. Then everyone rushed to study out of idleness. But few went to listen to Baumanka’s biotechnology lecture or the British Museum’s ancient history lectures. Most took the money to Blinovskaya, Satya, Lerchek… There they were taught to go towards their dreams, to believe in themselves, to surrender.
Once the pandemic is over, courses on introducing yourself to loved ones have turned into tricks for learning how to sell your nature. This is exactly what we should call endless webinars and even offline seminars, where women with pumped lips tell young people that there is no free love, that a man should be generous, that he should be pampered with cooking on big holidays, and that sex is only for money and gifts. Even marriage.
All this simple arithmetic of selling one’s person has been reinforced in our heads with the sauce of “darling, you didn’t end up in the trash heap.” If you can convince her that she deserves the best and is not from the trash heap, what dirty tricks you can play on a poor girl’s head! She has nine years of education, she has a university degree, two of her teeth have been covered with plastic plates, which are called bridges in our time, but she did not find herself in the trash heap and she is waiting for two million.
In order to wait more efficiently, she pays for courses to find these miraculous millionaires. There are already those who teach not only to ask for millions per month and to give themselves only for money, but also where and how to meet this blessing. Among other things, female students are given tasks such as dressing in their best clothes at once, going to the Patriarchal Show, sitting in the most expensive restaurant, drinking coffee and taking a photo as a keepsake. So that in moments of despair you can look at it again and again and repeat to yourself hopelessly: I can do everything, I can do everything, I am charming and attractive.
Well, what if, in order to catch the imprudent millionaire, he walks around the center of Moscow in search of a companion who is not ready to sleep with him for less than two million a month and agrees to have dinner only on holidays?
They are like pickup artists, but with eyes on millions and long-term relationships. They teach in such courses that to become rich, you must first feel rich, then live like a rich person. Wait at least half an hour until the coffee in the cup cools down.
That’s where the greedy, crazy girls crowd comes from: victims of courses. Other poor people teach them how to catch a rich man. Although I’ve never heard of girls who are given two million a month for nothing, who immediately rush to courses, they are read about by those who know about wealth only from gossip columns. As a result, you won’t get to the Patriarchate. I walked there once. And finally I threw myself into the restaurant. It was on the pond, right on the water. I spent two hours there, feeling that there were fish and frogs around me – the same faces, stuffed with stuffing. And everyone opens their mouths greedily.
Horror. I personally can no longer watch these reels about millionaire hunters. There is no strength. I frankly propose to criminalize these courses where girls are taught not to study, but to cling to men. And God forgive me, there would be someone else to cling to in Russia! We have thousands of rich people. The rest are ordinary hard workers who have worked hard all their lives. Apparently, they pay for courses for other people, where girls are taught that a man with a salary of 200 thousand is not a man, and if he does not give all this to the girl as a badge, then this should be discussed. thoroughly rinsed with girlfriends on the Internet, and then took her out. And wait for a generous man. Until gray hair and deep old age.
It is clear why the birth rate is falling. It is clear why more and more men are turning to alcohol and games. And it is clear why everyone is so angry. Girls are angry because they can’t get enough of the guy they talk about in class. Boys, girls don’t want to go out with them. Girls spend their savings on business coaches to sell themselves, and boys spend their savings on coaches to boost their self-confidence after meeting such girls. In the end, everyone is angry, frustrated and broke!
The author expresses his personal opinion, which may not coincide with the editors’ position.
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Source: Gazeta
Dolores Johnson is a voice of reason at “Social Bites”. As an opinion writer, she provides her readers with insightful commentary on the most pressing issues of the day. With her well-informed perspectives and clear writing style, Dolores helps readers navigate the complex world of news and politics, providing a balanced and thoughtful view on the most important topics of the moment.