Come to Santos, Spain

I’ll buy deodorant, socks and new underwear, I’m here for one night and things are getting long. Santos Cerdan, PSOE organizing secretaryNegotiating with Puigdemont in Brussels, he laconically said sadly and resignedly to journalists at the door of his hotel: “I’m also sleeping here today.” It is imagined that Cerdán is exploring cafes, walking with his head down in the Grand Place, eating mussels and chips, the symbolic dish of the region, and searching for his family. And to Sánchez: that he will not give up, that there is no way, that I have arranged to meet him again tomorrow morning. Alone in his hotel room at night, Santos Cerdán thinks about the future of Spain and what I will wear tomorrow because the coat I wear is already widely seen and I always appear with it on all television. Cerdán, who misses the local cuisine, family and climate, tries to convince Puigdemont that the Legion goat, Zipi and Zape, Barcelona de Hockey and a man from Tarragona who passed by and violated the speed limits cannot be granted amnesty either. . And no, Sánchez cannot appear in a photograph dressed in a Madrid chulapo outfit accompanied by a Zaragoza prickly pear and saying that Catalonia is a nation and Spain is a ration. Under any concept.

They say the deal was made after the upcoming promise expired. And of course it has been done, and perhaps it will be completed by the time you read these lines, but Cerdán’s ordeal will have to be commemorated with a monument, a moment of silence, or a reception, as if he were Amudsen and conquered the South Pole. Santos, you are the leader of the patient men, the boss of the stubborn, the person most martyred by the stupid Puigdemont who asked for amnesty and two boiled eggs, the whole pan instead of the handle of the pan. Two croquettes with sausage, which will be considered the best sausage of Spain, Portugal and Andorra. Come to Spain Santos, you are lost. It is necessary to urgently send him a postcard so that he does not feel lonely, and offer painkillers for Puigdemont’s dizziness and fatigue, heaviness and fatigue. Either that or a friendship was born. Two men (and certainly not) one destiny.

Source: Informacion

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