Even those of us who are always ready to apologize to millionaires for any smallness they may inflict shudder at the cry for help of a man named Xavi Hernández, who earns four million a year from his distinguished work. He is the author of the unique book “Qatar is not democracy, but it works better than Spain”, “I work, I have the habit of working and it is considered insulting. I’m on the bench and they call me ‘son of…’. I don’t see a baker suffering from it.”
Note Xavi’s unmatched humility when comparing himself to a single baker, while the coach charges the same as two hundred flour artisans. And in case the analogy is incomplete, he adds some yeast to the dough from a construction worker who, in his version, dissolves insults with bricks. It is not incitement to violence, it is punitive justice.
Xavi likens himself to two hundred bakers, it would have been nice to see 50,000 spectators applauding the making of croissants or whistling for a flaky pastry. Defending the homophobic Qatari dictatorship, the coach also decided to sponsor the mockery of another millionaire, Florentino Real Madrid, who felt attacked for losing the League.
Multi-baker Xavi came to support another billionaire named Vinicius. This player earns the same salary as a thousand bakers and is insulted by a rude racist, but was also dismissed by the referee for attacking his opponent. The boot magnate also humiliated the 50,000 spectators by flamboyantly denouncing Segunda. Is it incitement to violence? No, punitive justice.
Multi-baker Xavi is a pragmatic thinker with a radical solution to foul-mouthed audiences. “Insult? Not played and not played” Suspension of most matches in the Spanish League is not an unreasonable option, given their abysmal performance compared to the democratic Qatar rivalry.
As a less drastic solution, League matches can be played behind closed doors and without cameras, so they don’t insult the flamboyant Xavi on evil social networks either. I’m sure the coach will agree to a proportional reduction in salary for games not played, as well as refusing to play in Qatar where women are demoted and forced to wear the veil.
Xavi is very busy laying bricks, but if he’s given a break, he’ll realize that Vinicius’ problem is within himself, not the stands. You can be the best player in the world and not be recommended, see. Michael Jordan. Top billionaire.