Jete Abu Dhabi-London, 52.100 Euros

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The service is still free and for a day I got caught up in the transport chosen by a Spanish citizen because it seems agile and functional to me. Juan Carlos I flew from the United Arab Emirates via the United Kingdom to Vigo on a private plane provided to him by the host Asian country. The chosen method seems to me as interesting as it is attractive. I asked the price for Abu Dhabi-London framing the first royal scene in case I ever see myself in that position. They want 52,100 Euros from me by plane. I’m sure there are better offers because I’m a lousy negotiator. Kings don’t come for free and who needs a republic when you have two monarchs for twice the price.

The price of the flight that completes the journey exceeds one hundred thousand euros. And my contract does not guarantee the luxury Bombardier that the other King of Spain flew. Not forgetting the private jet transfer and other conveniences that must be factored in with the ticket, as far-left Milton Friedman popularized the claim that “there is no such thing as a free lunch”. In fact, such large donations must be declared, except that the first of the Spaniards was registered in Abu Dhabi, a tax haven camouflaged in the desert. At least he didn’t get on a private plane to his latest heir, the great Froilán.

The first reason Juan Carlos I relocated to Spain is because it’s cheaper, but his passion for watching his flights from Florida to New York like Donald Trump makes us remember he lived abroad too. leadership of the state. Remember the Botswana elephant, or González, who complained that a law couldn’t be signed because the monarch was playing in Switzerland. Getting away from the paradise of Spain is the first condition to love this country more intensely. As it is inevitable, we will pay 52,100 Euros for the Abu Dhabi-London flight in exchange for flying with peace of mind, and they will let us know at what time we should address the crowd demanding austerity.

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