And the Oscar goes to the wrong movie

The Oscar harvest is almost making the Goyas imitating Hollywood impersonators worse. Haruspices points out that the figurines are already prized and everywhere they will suddenly choose the irresistible, impossible to consume unless a double dose of LSD and another sleeping pill is taken. We present the ideal list:

Best movie: In this order, they deserve Tár, Top Gun: Maverick and The Triangle of Sadness. The predicted eastern comedy will win.

best director: Twice winner of Cannes with successive films, for Todd Field (Tár) or Ruben Östlund (Triangle of Sorrow). The new Wachowskis will lead him to the wrong movie.

Best actor: The logical thing would be to declare it invalid, as evidenced by its inclusion in the quintet of Elvis or Colin Farrell’s ordinary Austin Butler. Given mandatory, to Bill Nighy for inadequate portrayal of an officer or officer at Living.

Best Actress: Anyone who didn’t award Cate Blanchett for Tar should be judged, but in keeping with the favorite, depressingly false movie, it’s Michelle Yeoh, a vulgar imitation of Don’t Look Up.

Photography: I don’t know what this is.

Secondary actor: Barry Keoghan is rightly depressing in every way, outpacing the incomparable Brendan Gleeson in Banshees of Inisherin.

Secondary actress: If Kerry Condon doesn’t get that for Inisherin, the Academy needs to be occupied like the US Congress. Performance of the year in every category imaginable. Forever followed by Angela Bassett in Wakanda.

Movie soundtrack: Inaudible.

Original script: For Tár or El triángulo de la tristeza, for developing a new narrative.

Adapted script: For those who want to learn how to write movies, it’s worth Top Gun: Maverick.

foreign film: Ricardo Darín’s presence must reward Argentina, 1985.

Documentary: To the masterpiece where Alexei Navalny telephoned the modern KGB members who poisoned him and asked why they accepted the attack. No professional actor speaks to the camera as easily as an imprisoned Russian dissident.

Source: Informacion

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