It’s time for New Year’s corporate parties! You can compose songs and folk songs about corporate parties in our country. How many fates sank under the buffet tables!
The company is fraught with many dangers. Dress for beginners. Women who dress with the principle of “whatever you have” throughout the year, like me, are flooded with sequins and sequins. I personally know ladies who suffer physically while trying on an outfit using soap and mom and stuff. Morally he suffered a lot in the dressing rooms! High heels as an incentive to finally end the disgrace and take them off. Ah, I could write an ode about choosing dresses and shoes!
So clothes are chosen, worn with soap. The most important thing to remember about the holiday is that after the holidays many people receive their work by mail! If the party goes really well, you can migrate to the Barents Sea, as in the song by Semyon Slepakov.
I will give you an advice.
For example, it is very important to remember that in front of us is not a “oh, young man with a mustache”, but an advertising director. And it’s not a good idea to talk to him about your first love behind the garages of the Metallurg Palace of Culture.
And this is no, not a frog with a coin, this is the accountant Zoya Kuzminichna. And it doesn’t dance like an elephant, but moves gracefully and enchantingly if we’re planning to win an award again.
At the very beginning of the holiday, we look through the eyes of the CEO and, if any, the founders. Mentally, a bright red “Don’t come close!” draw the sign. Yes, in two hours we will be very worried about the views of these people on the political and economic situation in the country, we will want to express our deep disagreement with them uncontrollably using the full censorship dictionary. Therefore, it is better to avoid it, otherwise we look down on the issue of labor.
We do not forget for a second that the friendly snob in the smoking room inviting us to continue the evening is a person registered as “overwhelmed by sales” in our business contacts, and we avoid ruining them both if possible. families.
How it could exist is often incomprehensible. And ours is a little breathless after every corporate party.
In general, the main thing, of course, is to remember that we are not at the anniversary of our cousin Grigory Kuzmich in the village of Zlopsy, but in fact, we are practically at work. Despite the gloomy environment.
The author expresses his personal opinion, which may not coincide with the editors’ position.