Ukraine beats the calculations of experts, mocks scientists. The mistakes of the Ukrainians come to the point of forcing us to suspect that they are epidemiologists in disguise. Their resounding nonsense has not silenced their claims, so it is urgent to confront them with the chain of prophecies that never come true:
Last January’s official doctrine ruled that there would be no invasion. Putin was limited to flexing his muscles, with no intention of going from saying to doing. After the explosion of foresight, historians insist that the volumes they dedicate to the tumultuous relations between Russia and Ukraine should be read as mandatory, without deciding where the intellectual sadism began.
Russian aggressors will take Kiev in three days. Yesterday was the 236th day of the war.
Putin will invade other countries after Ukraine. The improvised reservist tax shows that Russia cannot even invade Estonia.
Putin will detonate the nuclear weapon. You should file for unfinished business, but remember that whenever you panic, the estimate comes from the same experts who swore that it wouldn’t be an invasion.
Zelensky’s Ukrainians are angelic beings who will make an exemplary reconciliation. In reality, accusations of collaborating with the Russians abound in liberated areas, affinity with the occupier will be avenged, not to mention the land ownership reform that followed all the wars.
A war leaves no room for humor. Victim’s professionals assure this, but review the following official tweet of the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense: “During the past week, the Ukrainian army received thousands of tons of ammunition as a gift from the Russian Armed Forces. Please note that we do not accept gifts from murderers, torturers, looters or rapists. So over the next few days, we’ll be giving it all back to the last shell.”