“Dad, can you imagine, they broke my tooth with the table today!”
Today, Elena Artemyeva from Moscow brought her first grader daughter Natalie to the line at eight in the morning. And although the boy was very cheerful, he returned home toothless.
“The line started at nine, but they said it was recommended to arrive an hour earlier. We arrived at exactly eight o’clock and we understood why it was so early: It took only forty minutes to call our class teacher – there were 14 classes in our school this year.
Their administrators are also different for everyone, first for freshmen and eleventh grades, then two more celebrations for the others. The teacher complained that he had to raise the flag three times “deserved” – tired, poor. But the most interesting, of course, began later, ”said Elena.
After the sequencing, all first-year students were invited to the classrooms to meet and have an introductory lesson, and the sixth-seventh-grade boys were asked to bring the chairs and desks that had been removed from the classrooms to school. to the street.
“Nata is proactive, she says to the teacher, let me get a chair. Before we even had time to say anything, he ran to the table with a chair behind him and one of the kids picked it up and kicked him in the face! Natalie squeaked first, then held her mouth, looking at me scared, I think she’s going to cry now, and suddenly she brought her hand to her lips and stretched it towards me. I look – there is something lying, I look closely – a tooth!
Let’s roar Nata, blood runs from her chin, she wipes it with her hands and rubs it on her blouse, the boy apologizes in shock, he will almost cry. I was terribly frightened, I took her in my arms and went to the first aid center with the teacher. There everything was worked out for him, he calmed down, they realized that he broke his tooth, although it was a front tooth, but milk, which was surprising for a long time. A small bruise appeared on my chin, but this is also not scary, it will pass, ”says Artemyeva.
And he adds that the funniest thing is how he and his daughter returned home after all.
“Nata, cheerful, bleeding, jumps to her father’s knees and says: “Daddy, can you imagine, they broke my tooth with a table today!” To say my husband was shocked would be an understatement. This is the first day of September. But it will be remembered for a lifetime. Definitely not for a child, but for us, ”says Elena.
Keeper of order and “little white”
The class of Kirov resident Matvey Skvortsov graduated this year. And on September 1, he and three of his classmates had to search “where to hide the body.” Even two.
“We have guards – two uncles Kolya – very cool. Almost all children are known by their names, and high school students sometimes smoke with them. This time we got up to smoke in front of the queue. And they noticed that the guards were dated. We somehow ignored it, but after an hour the task began for us, ”says Matvey.
According to the eleventh grader, in the middle of the solemn episode, when he and his friends were sent for the wires for the musical equipment, they saw that the sleep guards and physical education teacher Dmitry Viktorovich, on duty, stood over them and tried to wake him up. comrades.
“He said the guards didn’t sleep at night, keeping order and a bottle of vodka. They’re usually “no-no” at work, but today the shift was supposed to kick in, but he got sick and didn’t go out – he warned about this at five in the morning, and while he was waiting for him, they didn’t even go to bed. It turned out that they had to stay for one more day because they were starving.
In general, we got into the situation, there was nothing to do, we decided that we should somehow hide them from prying eyes, because even if we wake them, they are drunk here, well, they do not belong at all. I said let’s go to the closet they said – this is the room where the guards sleep. And there the door is closed, and it is not clear who has the keys – they did not dare to climb into the pockets of the guards. They began to think about what to do and where to take them. The gym is currently undergoing renovations so you can’t go there. After the line, the children disperse into the classrooms. We decided to ask Aunt Oksana for help from the dining room,” says Skvortsov.
The cook “Oksana Aunt” did not refuse. So both guards were dragged to the kitchen storage and put in sacks of potatoes. At the same time, they had to hide in the locker rooms along the way because someone was coming to school. Dmitry Viktorovich voluntarily agreed to change the guard.
“When it was all over, we were walking in the schoolyard and suddenly we heard a male scream from the windows. And then the woman – aunt Oksana. The guards woke up, apparently afraid that they woke up not where they slept. Aunt Oksana, judging by the voices, began to scold them weakly, ”Matvey concluded.
Sightseeing with the smell of vomit and cognac
This year St. Petersburg decided not to go home after the solemn line, but went on a direct excursion before going on a boat with the teacher. These plans did not materialize for all students.
“The boys decided to have a drink before the tour, and then poured whiskey into coke bottles to continue the bus. The guys, who were masking the disgusting smell in the cabin with their hand-poured antiseptics so that the classroom wouldn’t burn, were civilized for the first 15 minutes of the road. But then, apparently, it came to mind – and tin started,” Maria shares.
At first, the classmates could not “reduce the volume” of their voices, they began to sing songs on the phone and draw signs on the seats, and then Anton, one of the “defendant of lawlessness”, while trying to drink, spilled cognac on the seat and on the floor as the bus passed a speed bump. But the climax began a little later.
“While wiping everything she did with napkins, Zhenya, who looked and behaved generally adequately, began to ask the driver to stop. I started giving her an antiemetic but she pushed me away and then Roma leaned back next to her and she started vomiting violently. It seems that Zhenya wanted to hide, I don’t know. And of course Roman flew up from his seat, started yelling at her. Zhenya is currently vomiting and says everything is fine.
Then the cool girl ran in horror, and that’s what she smells in the back row of spilled brandy and vomit. He is holding his head, asking him to stop, they say, the child is seasick, sorry, sorry.
Zhenya is mumbling at this moment, barely dragging her tongue, they say, Anna Mikhailovna, probably, got drunk with soup in the canteen. But of course she understood everything, but pretended not to understand, ”says Maria.
Also, according to the girl, the driver approached the boys and began to shout and scold schoolchildren, while dealing with the class teacher Yevgeny. Who didn’t like.
“He and another of our classmates, Pasha, were shouting directly at each other, and at one point Pasha fired pepper spray. The men took them away, they say you bowed down, but they have already started pushing each other with their breasts. Then the driver went to his place, and Pasha twitched after him, but stumbled on a backpack and fell. His hands caught the curtain on the window, tore it together with the pipe he was standing on, almost breaking his head. Fortunately, they seated him and then the class came with Zhenya, agreeing that we would pay for the cleaning and damage of the bus.
Parents soon came for Zhenya and took her home. Well, the rest of us went on a trip. In general, the holiday went like this, ”the schoolgirl shared her impression.
“Officer” Nastya with a freshman on her shoulder
At the Krasnoyarsk school where Tatyana Berberova studied, an unpleasant incident occurred just moments before the eleventh grader Alexei had to carry the first grader with a bell on his shoulder.
“It so happened that we have three boys in the class. One of them, Lesha, is tall but “dry” and two typical humpbacked cows, Ilya and Vlad. There is also a girl Nastya who works with us – a fat, big, very aggressive sambo wrestler and a typical “closed girl” [футбольная фанатка, которая дерется за свой клуб].
Nastya and Lesha constantly make fun of each other – she takes it. And they even argued again when we got in line and was taken to the freshman Lesha. As a result, Lesha stepped on Nastya’s foot, began to be a dog with her and sent her to three letters. Nastya freaked out, pushing him hard on her shoulder – she staggered, but did not fall. He swung at her like this: I’m going to crack, I’m out of here, and he’s going to run over the asphalt at his feet.
As a result, music begins to play, Lyosha lies on the floor and clings to her shoulder, the teachers rush to her, and the first grader stands next to her – the springs are larger than her head, she is frightened. Lesha rushed to the emergency room, and everyone was already starting to worry – the line, you have to go – to open the celebration. Everyone looks at each other, and Nastya takes this baby with a bell on her shoulder and says, “I will carry it!” says. And he walked … ”says Tatyana.
According to the schoolgirl, her classmates followed Anastasia, and after the celebration Nastya was called to the director. It turned out that Lesha broke her collarbone.