Review of Monegal: Penis and vagina routine, forgettable monotony

The mechanics are simple. A girl appears, they put six naked dicks in front of her and she has to choose one. On the contrary, a young man comes out and chooses one of six naked girls. Even though it seemed otherwise, they did a cold job. There is no sentimentality. There is mechanical exposure. Monotony. When they lift the curtain of the naked young man, they first stop him at waist level. Faces are not visible. There are no faces. Just a collection of penises. It looks like a forensic anatomy session dedicated to the penis and testicles. The same thing happens with naked ladies. When the curtain stops at navel level, all you can see is the vaginal repertoire. After all, yes, all the staff appear naked, but in a typical occurrence of the routine rather than in suggestive poses. Marta Flich Try to create a little spark by asking the girl how she likes penises, whether they are big and majestic or more manageable and small. And she tells the boy whether he likes pierced clits or shaved pubes and things like that. Frankly, I don’t even see the benefit of scandal in this show. But ultra-Catholic organization IPSE created an uproar, demanding its immediate removal. They think it’s decadent and pornographic. It seems to me that they are very wrong. The only criticism that can be made of this nudist exercise is how clumsy it is. Understanding clumsiness as a lack of capacity to create a single minute of artistic attraction.

At a sex show in November 2004 Lorena Berdun In TVE1 (“Dos rombos”) the writer invited the Planeta Award winner and reality show contestant, Lucia Etxebarria. They showed him videos of movies where the main actors came out hot. But they had covered their faces and he had to identify them. Not a single one of them failed. And while getting a big round of applause, Lucy warned: “I forget faces, but I never forget the rooster”. These penises and vaginas now on display in ‘Naked Attraction Spain’ will soon be forgotten.