In Tolyatti, local air is sold in a half-liter jar. The announcement of the sale appeared on the website Avito.ru – a certain Igor really offers to buy air. He provided the product with an original label and a very detailed and exciting description. There is no doubt that the product will soon find a buyer. Perhaps Igor should move from one-off promotions to mass production.
The aromas of factories strike you as if you have just left the workshop. Suitable for those who have left this city – relatives, friends or just acquaintances. A painfully familiar and familiar scent will bring them as close to home as possible – without any time machine. He will submerge them in this wild euphoria of déja vu, and memories of the house will sparkle with new colors!”, reports the owner of the sky.
The perfumer generously reveals the original composition of his product. In his opinion, the aroma of Togliatti is 15% air from AvtoVAZ, 15% air from Kuibyshevazot, 50% car exhaust, and the fourth component is the intestinal gases of residents.
We are probably witnessing the birth of a new trend or even a whole direction of human thinking, and soon it will be possible to find out the composition (and especially to buy!) Air from other Russian cities.
- But you can no longer buy Oka in the “son of Satan” style – the car was also exhibited with a very original announcement and it has already been sold.
- “Behind the wheel” can be read in Odnoklassniki.